Act 1 - Scene 1, "Hall of Fame".

To the right you see our 1066' opening stage......

Dad, Mum and 'orrible child are being treated to a guided tour of the museum. Dad is clearly unimpressed and 'orrible child really only came to see the Chamber of 'orrors! Dad takes a break and falls asleep. In his dream, the statues come alive.......

Scene 2, "Roman Road".

His first liaison is with Julius Caesar - who is clearly not impressed at Dad's lack of appreciation of what he has done for him - with the exception of constructing Hadrian's Wall of course! (....to keep out the Scots!)

Scene 3, "Not Angels".

Next, we were all treated to a visit by St Patrick, St Pancras and, of course, St Ives - Not Angels, but Anglicans! It seems they left Rome to escape their wives! (Your Webmaster patiently waited for a reference to King's Cross, but, like the trains, it never came....)